So there's no way you'll fail to 'score' with the Vale on your side Don't worry gents, you've not been left out in the cold! Our hot models Kim and Joe modelled the new ladies and mens underwear - and you can see the fruity photos here!
And let's face it, there's not a lot of passion in a polyester replica shirt! Where can I get a pair? Of course, the irony of this latest venture has not been lost on Stoke fans, who would be the first to say Vale are 'pants The Stoke-on-Trent side may be mid-table in League One essentially the third division of English football Don't ask?!
Check out the witty caption competition too - things for the winners Scantily-clad The new range of underwear is emblazoned with the Vale crest, so for all those of you who imagined seeing your partner scantily clad in your fave team's kit can now indulge in something a little more erotic So next time modelss pop into the shop to buy a programme or a scarf don't be surprised to find a skimpy thong hanging up alongside the rail of away shirts!
Either way, as long as your partner isn't playing away in these saucy garments, everyone's a winner!
Vale have also lined up a selection of mens' underwear, in a selection of 'manly' styles like the 'boxer', to get you parading like Paynter in front mkdels the 'missus'. Excuse the cheap joke at the Vale's expense, but thanks to club director Paul Humphreys, chairman Ln Bratt and the club shop, those legions of ladies with a love for the Vale mature escort wellingborough a novel "navel"?
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And the players Sexy models pose! What about the blokes?
The new range will be available at Port Vale's club shop on Hamil Road in Burslem, as well being sold on the club's online shop. Maybe goalkeeper Johnny Brain keeps a thong in his glove bag as a lucky charm or perhaps the secret of Jeff Smith's tricky wingplay is his new Vale sexieest